the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

^this is important!


pap pics are great and all but who did lottie instagram ? i thought so 

Harry, Lou and Sophia at Jay’s wedding - 7/20


I understand this is Jay’s day but how you gonna be the center of attention when sophiam show up looking like that


Everything you wanted to know about transgender people but were afraid to ask.

I’m in my village and i have no internet and i hate my life



Harry: who da fuck let that question in….

Anonymous said:
If I was dating a guy for three years and he reacted like that about marrying me in public... I would be devastated. Even if you don't want to marry ASAP for whatever reason, I would still hope the idea of it would still seem positive to them, like marrying me would be a nice thing to consider, and not like they're running away from Freddie Kruger in a nightmare.



If I were Eleanor, it wouldn’t just be alarm bells ringing, these would be war sirens.

December 2012:



24th November 2013:

(this was after lots of rumours went about in the media that Louis was planning to propose to her)



March 2014:

A fake DM from Louis’ mother was circulated, with her claiming that Louis was about to propose to Eleanor, and though Louis’ mother now doesn’t seem to engage in any rumours or gossip about Louis, she made sure to deny this one:


28th June 2014:



All a bit unusual for the most romantic one in the band, who bragged about being “settled down” 2 years ago, who wanted to move in with a boy he met after knowing him for a few weeks, who sings about not wanting to run away from love, let alone acting like it’s some nuclear disaster he’s trying to avert.


Favorite reactions to Louis denying being engaged to Eleanor

(more posts like this here)


"louis are you engaged to eleanor?"